This was a post I was going to make on an on-line forum, in response to a joke thread on being "evil".

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Oh, well if you want me to list some TRUE stuff, here are some qualities of mine that seem to offend a number of other people, for whatever insecure reson they have:

I work in an office by choice. I don't watch sitcoms, but I do own a television. I like corny jokes. I hate litter bugs. I never use the word "cheesy". I like a lot of 80s metal bands, lounge music, plus even some music that's even older than my parents. I especially love unpopular band line-ups like post-Osbourne Black Sabbath and non-Dickinson Iron Maiden. I don't celebrate "Christmas" or "Hannukah". I'm a male, but I hate sports. I have no interest in having children. I prefer old arcade games to the new ones. I'd much prefer to sleep with Janeane Garofalo than Uma Thurman. I'm quick to point out insults and double-standards made against my gender, but I'm not female. I'm pro-choice, but also pro-capital punishment. I take pride in my appearance and am a bit of a misogynist, but I'm not gay. I don't drink or smoke, but I love meat. I have a largely black-colored wardrobe, but I'm a member of a college fraternity. I love playing bass and I even like music theory, but I don't aspire to be a full-time musician. I have long hair. I live alone, usually eat alone, and go to movies alone, but I'm not lonely. I'm not afraid of labels and adhere to an "organized religion". I'm not a philanthropist. I make use of words like "philanthropist", "sect" and "proselytizer". And finally, the quality that seems to scare away the most: I absolutely love math.

Whew, that was cathartic!