Here's my response to the ol' "desert island" question, as posed by a fellow Satanist:

>Your [sic] going to a desert island and all you can take are
>5 records 3 books and 2 luxury items.
>What would you take. remembering that this could be for the rest of your life.
>In the original certain books were automatically supplied. i.e. the bible
>and the complete works of Shalespeare. So for this I will say that The Satanic
>Bible is there in place of the bible. So which records, books, luxury items
>would you take?

In addition to the Satanic Bible already being there, I'm going to further assume that some sort of music player, headphones, enough batteries, plus all survival and signaling supplies, are already there. You know, no loop hole answers.

5 albums:
I'm still tempted to just say I'd bring 5 of my CD-Rs crammed with mp3s and my player to hear them, but if that's not acceptable:

1. The Residents - Our Tired, Our Poor, Our Huddled Masses
2. Ultra-Lounge series Vol 1 - Mondo Exotica
3. Some classical CD that inlcudes Ravel's Bolero
4. Black Sabbath - Heaven And Hell
5. Black Crowes - Shake Your Money Maker

3 books:
1. George Carlin - Brain Droppings
2. A BIG-ASS mathematics book filled with tons o' exercises and equations to work out, like "The USSR Olympiad problem book"
3. Some 1000+ page novel by Stephen King or Clive Barker that I've never gotten around to reading

2 Luxury items:
- Pens & paper for my endless math scribbling (can I count that as one thing, like a stationary set or something?) I'd love to take something like a Real Doll, but in the long run I think the math would better help me keep the time & my sanity.
- And finally, a Boss DR-5. It was either that or my bass.

Or I suppose I could say scrap all that, and bring one laptop that all those things on it: mp3s, the books in text or .doc files, a full midi-making program, porn, etc. Heh heh. Ain't technology grand?